Night of the Living Dumb!

Sarah Palin’s single digit IQ was on full display at the SRLC in New Orleans as it is anytime she pontificates her banal political philosophy. Consisting almost entirely on the premiss of Better Government Through Intolerance, the half-baked Alaskan Governor gave the audience her predictable load of political dung with “Don’t Retreat, Reload” serving as Red-State-Meat for all Right-Winged-Lapel-Pinned-Zombies to chew on. This makes me hopeful for a Night of the Living Dead remake starring Tina Fey.

- Joe DeRenzo